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Must Read: Best Insult SMS in Hindi and English. Lady – I am talking about a mosquito, you dirty mind. Husband – let’s file a complaint against him. Lady – yesterday, he came and sucked me, and once satisfied he fled. Student – Yes teacher, please tell your daughter to chill and relaxed. Student – teacher, can a girl get pregnant at the age of 12? Teacher – No dear, I think you should tell your girlfriend to chill. Boy – Oh really? Girl – yes, and take out the book of the bag and read it. Girl – no problem, just open the chain and put your hand inside. Doctor – madam you are so weak and exhausted, are you enjoying meals as per my advice? Lady – What meals? I thought you said males and I gave the chance to my servant as well. A Woman at bus stop – these babies are so cute, they belong to you? Man – No madam, I am a condom manufacturer and these are clients complaints. I saw my friend and I shouted, hello idiot here, trust me about 50 people turned around. Boyfriend – will you love me after marriage as well? Girlfriend – It will depend on my husband nature. Husband – you are alive, what other proof you want? Imagine, when one lip will come closer to other lip then what will happen? Dirty minds, it will simply shut the mouth. Girl – Run faster because my father is coming. Naughty SMS in English Are you looking for only English naughty quotes or text messages? Then we have a good collection for you to share it with your friends.Ĭan Read: Best Flirt SMS in Hindi and Englishīoy – let’s talk naughty and make my heart beat faster.
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